{"product_id":"coffee-because-murder-is-wrong-cute-reaper-funny-coffee-tee","title":"COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG Cute Reaper Coffee Graphic T-Shirt | Funny Coffee Tee 441","description":"\u003ch1\u003eCOFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG — Cute Reaper Coffee Graphic T-Shirt\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor a fitted look, order your usual size. For a cozy, oversized fit, size up one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe only thing standing between her and chaos is caffeine. The COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee stars a cute pink-and-purple reaper clutching a heart-stamped coffee cup, scythe leaning nearby, galaxy tears and all. It is the funny, slightly-unhinged coffee-lover flex for the girl who does not answer for anything before her first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG Graphic — Coffee First, Always\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Coffee-Or-Chaos Reaper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cute hooded reaper with galaxy eyes holds a heart-stamped coffee cup in both bony hands, a scythe leaning at its side, framed by pink and purple watercolor and sparkles, with bold lettering reading COFFEE BECAUSE arced on top and MURDER IS WRONG curved along the bottom. The centerpiece is an adorable pink-and-purple hooded reaper gripping a heart-stamped coffee cup, scythe at the ready, galaxy eyes and dramatic tears saying it needs this cup to behave. The funny, barely-holding-it-together pose is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePink and purple watercolor with sparkles frames the figure, while bold lettering reads COFFEE BECAUSE on top and MURDER IS WRONG along the bottom. The kawaii-meets-macabre build gives it that pastel-goth, dark-humor coffee energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Color and Typography\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a full-color pastel-goth print - pink, purple, and cream forming the reaper, coffee cup, and lettering against the open garment. The moody pink-purple palette reads bold and a little witchy. Printed full-front with high-opacity DTG ink so the linework and lettering stay crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bold COFFEE BECAUSE \/ MURDER IS WRONG lettering carries the punchline top and bottom, while the coffee-clutching reaper holds the center as the dominant visual - a sticker-style lockup made to read instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG Hits Right Now\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark-humor coffee jokes, pastel-goth reapers, and moody pink-purple color are huge with women right now - funny, relatable, and easy to wear. This design turns coffee because murder is wrong into a caffeinated, slightly-unhinged flex every coffee girlie instantly claims.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eEngineered Print Execution\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full-color artwork is printed direct-to-garment with high-opacity ink calibrated to keep the reaper, coffee cup, and lettering crisp without bleeding. On white the artwork reads its sweetest and boldest; on light steel it sits soft and muted; on black it pops with high-contrast, witchy energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Ringspun Construction — Built to Last\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e6.1 oz Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee is built on a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton body — real structure and a soft, broken-in hand that only gets cozier every wear. Ring-spun cotton twists the fibers into a smoother, stronger yarn, which means a softer feel against the skin and a cleaner surface for the print to render on. This is a proper, hug-soft graphic tee, not a thin fast-fashion blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial and Fabric Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, the tee is finished with details that hold up to daily rotation and endless laundry days. The Light Steel colorway is a 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester blend for its heathered tone; White and Black run 100% ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz mid-weight ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (Light Steel: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoverseamed neck with a lay-flat collar that holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder tape for structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for tagless, no-itch comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold full-front DTG print calibrated to hold color and detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eRelaxed, True-to-Size Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee runs as a true unisex fit that flatters across body types. Want it fitted and clean? Order your usual size. Want that soft, oversized, curl-up-with-a-book silhouette with the print sitting wide across the chest? Size up one. The cut is the foundation of the look, so dial the proportions to whatever feels like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable S through 5XL. Measurements below are approximate, in inches. 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Add fuzzy socks, a messy bun, and your current read, and claim the reading nook — this is the silhouette the design was built for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Clean Fitted Look\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder your true size for a sharper, put-together read. Tuck it into high-waisted mom jeans, a denim skirt, or a midi and add white sneakers or chunky loafers. The print still does all the talking, just with a more tailored frame around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Everyday Rotation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrown on with jeans or shorts, this becomes the go-to graphic tee in your closet — comfy, cute, and instantly recognizable on the school run, the coffee run, or the bookstore run. It is the piece your friends compliment and then ask where you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eLayering and Pairing\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow an oversized cardigan, denim jacket, flannel, or zip hoodie over it when it cools down and let the print peek through. It pairs naturally with tote bags, claw clips, and your e-reader — lean into the pastel goth coffee energy and let the whole fit tell one story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProject Hood — The Brand Behind the Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Design Is in the Drop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProject Hood builds graphic tees that actually mean something — pieces with a story, a sense of humor, and a standard behind them. The COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee carries that into pastel goth coffee territory: cute, a little dark, and made for the readers and softies who live in their clothes and want them to say something. It is the statement piece that still feels like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eMade to Order, Built Right\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee is printed to order on a 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton body with a high-opacity DTG print and double-needle construction. Made to order means no overstock and no waste — your tee is printed specifically for you after you check out. Premium quality at an honest, direct price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat Sets Project Hood Apart\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReal garment weight — 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, not a thin fast-fashion blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold high-opacity prints calibrated to hold detail wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — printed just for you, no overstock, no waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium quality at an accessible, direct price point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigns with a story — humor and meaning behind every drop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and no bleach. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Do not iron directly on the print. Washing inside out is the single most effective step for keeping the print sharp for the long haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eDirect Pricing\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProject Hood sells direct, which keeps the COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee at an honest $25.97 — premium ring-spun cotton and a bold print without the retail markup. Every tee is made to order and printed just for you after checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCOFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG — Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG design represent?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee is a pastel-goth dark-humor coffee print - a cute pink-and-purple reaper clutching a coffee with a scythe, under bold coffee lettering. It is a funny badge for anyone who needs caffeine to stay civil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee made from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made from a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton (Light Steel is 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester), using sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, with double-needle stitching, a coverseamed lay-flat collar, and a tear-away label for tagless comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow does the COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee fit and what sizes are available?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a true unisex fit available in S through 5XL. Order your usual size for a fitted look, or size up one for a soft, oversized silhouette — most women grab their normal size for a relaxed everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree colorways — White, Light Steel, and Black. White makes the pastel print pop hardest, Light Steel gives a muted heathered everyday feel, and Black delivers high-contrast, witchy energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG tee true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The cut is a true unisex fit that flatters all body types. Order your usual size for a fitted look or size up one for a relaxed, oversized fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade over time?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot with proper care. Wash cold, inside out, on low heat with no bleach, and the high-opacity DTG print holds its detail through many washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long does shipping take and what is the return policy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tee is made to order, so processing takes 2-5 business days while it is printed, with standard U.S. shipping running 5-10 business days after that. 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