SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH — Cute Reaper Pink Toaster Glitter Graphic T-Shirt

For a fitted look, order your usual size. For a cozy, oversized fit, size up one.

Pastel on the outside, pitch-black humor on the inside. The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee stars a chubby galaxy-hooded reaper soaking in a bright blue clawfoot tub, water dripping over the rim, a glittery pink toaster loaded with toast balanced on the edge and a heart-marked scythe propped in the water. It is the sweet-looking, dark-humor flex for the girl who loves a joke that is a little too much.

The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH Graphic — Bath Time, Pastel Edition

The Pink Toaster Reaper

A chubby reaper in a starry black galaxy hood with a cream skull, big round black eyes, and pink cheeks soaks in a sky-blue clawfoot bathtub with gold feet, water dripping over the rim, a glittery pink toaster with two slices of toast on the tub edge, and a scythe with a pink heart on the blade standing in the water, surrounded by pink, teal, gold, and purple sparkle stars and dots, between glittery pastel pink-to-peach and pink-to-lavender bubble lettering outlined in black reading SPLISH SPLASH above and TOASTER BATH below. The centerpiece is a little reaper soaking in its blue tub with a glittery pink toaster balanced right on the edge. The innocent, wide-eyed bath-time look is the whole dark joke.

A glittery pink toaster, a heart-marked scythe, dripping bath water, gold tub feet, and pink, teal, and gold sparkle stars frame the scene, while glittery pastel bubble lettering wraps above and below. The kawaii-meets-macabre build gives it that sugary, pastel-goth dark humor.

The Color and Typography

This is a full-color print - sky blue, aqua, glitter pink, peach, lavender, gold, and galaxy black forming the reaper, tub, toaster, and lettering against the open garment. The blue-and-pink glitter palette reads bright and candy-sweet. Printed full-front with high-opacity DTG ink so the linework and lettering stay crisp wash after wash.

The glittery pastel SPLISH SPLASH and TOASTER BATH bubble lettering wraps above and below, while the pink-toaster reaper holds the center as the dominant visual - a sticker-style lockup made to read instantly.

Why SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH Hits Right Now

Dark humor tees, meme culture, and cute reapers are huge with women right now - edgy, funny, and easy to wear. This glitter-pastel take pairs the classic Splish Splash line with a famously dark internet joke, turning it into a sugary pastel-goth flex the dark-humor crowd claims.

Engineered Print Execution

The full-color artwork is printed direct-to-garment with high-opacity ink calibrated to keep the reaper, tub, pink toaster, and glitter lettering crisp without bleeding. On White the artwork reads its sweetest and boldest; on Wow Pink, Teal, and Purple it turns bright and playful; on Athletic Red it lands bold and loud; on Black it pops with high-contrast, witchy energy.

Premium Ringspun Construction — Built to Last

6.1 oz Ring-Spun Cotton

The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee is built on a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton body — real structure and a soft, broken-in hand that only gets cozier every wear. Ring-spun cotton twists the fibers into a smoother, stronger yarn, which means a softer feel against the skin and a cleaner surface for the print to render on. This is a proper, hug-soft graphic tee, not a thin fast-fashion blank.

Material and Fabric Specifications

Made with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, the tee is finished with details that hold up to daily rotation and endless laundry days. All six colorways run 100% ring-spun cotton.

• 6.1 oz mid-weight ring-spun cotton
• 100% ring-spun cotton in all six colorways
• Made with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton
• Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
• Coverseamed neck with a lay-flat collar that holds its shape
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for structure
• Tear-away label for tagless, no-itch comfort
• Bold full-front DTG print calibrated to hold color and detail

Relaxed, True-to-Size Fit

The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee runs as a true unisex fit that flatters across body types. Want it fitted and clean? Order your usual size. Want that soft, oversized, curl-up-with-a-book silhouette with the print sitting wide across the chest? Size up one. The cut is the foundation of the look, so dial the proportions to whatever feels like you.

Size Chart

Available S through 5XL. Measurements below are approximate, in inches. Order your usual size for a fitted look, or size up one for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Size Range and Colors

The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee ships in six colorways across the full S-5XL range — a clean White that makes the pastel print pop hardest, a bright Wow Pink, a fresh Teal, a rich Purple, a bold Athletic Red, and a deep Black for high-contrast, witchy energy.

How to Style the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH Tee

The Cozy Reading-Day Fit

Size up one for that oversized, made-for-the-couch look, then pair it with leggings, bike shorts, or your softest joggers. Add fuzzy socks, a messy bun, and your current read, and claim the reading nook — this is the silhouette the design was built for.

The Clean Fitted Look

Order your true size for a sharper, put-together read. Tuck it into high-waisted mom jeans, a denim skirt, or a midi and add white sneakers or chunky loafers. The print still does all the talking, just with a more tailored frame around it.

The Everyday Rotation

Thrown on with jeans or shorts, this becomes the go-to graphic tee in your closet — comfy, cute, and instantly recognizable on the school run, the coffee run, or the bookstore run. It is the piece your friends compliment and then ask where you got.

Layering and Pairing

Throw an oversized cardigan, denim jacket, flannel, or zip hoodie over it when it cools down and let the print peek through. It pairs naturally with tote bags, claw clips, and your e-reader — lean into the pastel goth dark humor energy and let the whole fit tell one story.

Project Hood — The Brand Behind the Tee

Why This Design Is in the Drop

Project Hood builds graphic tees that actually mean something — pieces with a story, a sense of humor, and a standard behind them. The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee carries that into pastel goth dark humor territory: cute, a little dark, and made for the readers and softies who live in their clothes and want them to say something. It is the statement piece that still feels like you.

Made to Order, Built Right

Every SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee is printed to order on a 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton body with a high-opacity DTG print and double-needle construction. Made to order means no overstock and no waste — your tee is printed specifically for you after you check out. Premium quality at an honest, direct price.

What Sets Project Hood Apart

• Real garment weight — 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, not a thin fast-fashion blank
• Bold high-opacity prints calibrated to hold detail wash after wash
• Made to order — printed just for you, no overstock, no waste
• Premium quality at an accessible, direct price point
• Designs with a story — humor and meaning behind every drop

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and no bleach. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Do not iron directly on the print. Washing inside out is the single most effective step for keeping the print sharp for the long haul.

Direct Pricing

Project Hood sells direct, which keeps the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee at an honest $25.97 — premium ring-spun cotton and a bold print without the retail markup. Every tee is made to order and printed just for you after checkout.

SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH — Frequently Asked Questions

What does the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH design represent?

The SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee is a glitter pastel dark humor print - a cute reaper in a blue tub beside a glittery pink toaster, framed by pastel Splish Splash Toaster Bath lettering. It is a cheeky badge for dark meme humor fans.

What is the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee made from?

It is made from a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton, using sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, with double-needle stitching, a coverseamed lay-flat collar, and a tear-away label for tagless comfort.

How does the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee fit and what sizes are available?

It is a true unisex fit available in S through 5XL. Order your usual size for a fitted look, or size up one for a soft, oversized silhouette — most women grab their normal size for a relaxed everyday fit.

What colors does it come in?

Six colorways — Wow Pink, White, Teal, Purple, Black, and Athletic Red. White makes the pastel print pop hardest, Wow Pink, Teal, and Purple keep it bright and playful, Athletic Red goes bold, and Black delivers high-contrast, witchy energy.

Is the SPLISH SPLASH TOASTER BATH tee true to size?

Yes. The cut is a true unisex fit that flatters all body types. Order your usual size for a fitted look or size up one for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Will the print crack or fade over time?

Not with proper care. Wash cold, inside out, on low heat with no bleach, and the high-opacity DTG print holds its detail through many washes.

How long does shipping take and what is the return policy?

Each tee is made to order, so processing takes 2-5 business days while it is printed, with standard U.S. shipping running 5-10 business days after that. Because every tee is printed specifically for you, all sales are final and we do not accept returns or exchanges — but if your order arrives defective, misprinted, or incorrect, we will make it right at projecthood.us@gmail.com.

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