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SUCKS TO SUCK Cute Reaper Rainbow Lollipop Graphic T-Shirt | Sarcastic Tee 582

Regular price $25.97

Color — Purple

Size — S

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SUCKS TO SUCK — Cute Reaper Rainbow Lollipop Graphic T-Shirt

For a fitted look, order your usual size. For a cozy, oversized fit, size up one.

Sweet on the outside, zero sympathy on the inside. The SUCKS TO SUCK tee stars a cute reaper in a rainbow-swirl hood holding up a giant rainbow lollipop, candy drips running from its eyes, in front of a pastel rainbow, fluffy clouds, and sparkle stars. It is the sassy, sugar-coated flex for the girl whose favorite response is a shrug.

The SUCKS TO SUCK Graphic — Sweet Treat, Zero Sympathy

The Lollipop Reaper

A cute reaper with a white skull and dripping pink candy tears wears a purple, teal, and pink rainbow hood and holds a giant glossy rainbow swirl lollipop, in front of a pastel rainbow arch with sparkle stars and fluffy white clouds, above a silver ribbon banner with multicolor glitter lettering reading SUCKS TO SUCK. The centerpiece is a reaper holding a giant swirl lollipop like a trophy, sweet candy tears dripping down. The unbothered, just-here-for-the-candy pose is the whole joke.

A pastel rainbow arch, fluffy clouds, glossy sparkle stars, and a silver ribbon banner frame the figure, while rainbow glitter SUCKS TO SUCK lettering fills the banner. The kawaii-meets-macabre build gives it that sweet, pastel-goth sass.

The Color and Typography

This is a full-color print - rainbow pink, orange, yellow, mint, teal, lavender, and silver forming the reaper, lollipop, rainbow, and banner against the open garment. The rainbow-candy palette reads sweet and bright. Printed full-front with high-opacity DTG ink so the linework and lettering stay crisp wash after wash.

The rainbow glitter SUCKS TO SUCK lettering sits in a ribbon banner below, while the lollipop reaper holds the center as the dominant visual - a sticker-style lockup made to read instantly.

Why SUCKS TO SUCK Hits Right Now

Sarcastic tees, candy-coated sass, and cute reapers are huge with women right now - funny, snarky, and easy to wear. This design turns sucks to suck into a rainbow pastel-goth flex the whole sassy, unbothered crowd claims.

Engineered Print Execution

The full-color artwork is printed direct-to-garment with high-opacity ink calibrated to keep the reaper, lollipop, rainbow, and banner lettering crisp without bleeding. On White the artwork reads its sweetest and boldest; on Wow Pink, Teal, and Purple it turns bright and playful; on Athletic Red it lands bold and loud; on Black it pops with high-contrast, witchy energy.

Premium Ringspun Construction — Built to Last

6.1 oz Ring-Spun Cotton

The SUCKS TO SUCK tee is built on a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton body — real structure and a soft, broken-in hand that only gets cozier every wear. Ring-spun cotton twists the fibers into a smoother, stronger yarn, which means a softer feel against the skin and a cleaner surface for the print to render on. This is a proper, hug-soft graphic tee, not a thin fast-fashion blank.

Material and Fabric Specifications

Made with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, the tee is finished with details that hold up to daily rotation and endless laundry days. All six colorways run 100% ring-spun cotton.

  • 6.1 oz mid-weight ring-spun cotton
  • 100% ring-spun cotton in all six colorways
  • Made with sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton
  • Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
  • Coverseamed neck with a lay-flat collar that holds its shape
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for structure
  • Tear-away label for tagless, no-itch comfort
  • Bold full-front DTG print calibrated to hold color and detail

Relaxed, True-to-Size Fit

The SUCKS TO SUCK tee runs as a true unisex fit that flatters across body types. Want it fitted and clean? Order your usual size. Want that soft, oversized, curl-up-with-a-book silhouette with the print sitting wide across the chest? Size up one. The cut is the foundation of the look, so dial the proportions to whatever feels like you.

Size Chart

Available S through 5XL. Measurements below are approximate, in inches. Order your usual size for a fitted look, or size up one for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Size Full body length Body width Sleeve length
S 28" 18" 8.13"
M 29" 20" 8.38"
L 30" 22" 8.63"
XL 31" 24" 8.88"
2XL 33" 26" 9.63"
3XL 34" 28" 10.13"
4XL 35" 30" 10.63"
5XL 36" 32" 11.13"
6XL 37" 36" 9.75"

Size Range and Colors

The SUCKS TO SUCK tee ships in six colorways across the full S-5XL range — a clean White that makes the pastel print pop hardest, a bright Wow Pink, a fresh Teal, a rich Purple, a bold Athletic Red, and a deep Black for high-contrast, witchy energy.

How to Style the SUCKS TO SUCK Tee

The Cozy Reading-Day Fit

Size up one for that oversized, made-for-the-couch look, then pair it with leggings, bike shorts, or your softest joggers. Add fuzzy socks, a messy bun, and your current read, and claim the reading nook — this is the silhouette the design was built for.

The Clean Fitted Look

Order your true size for a sharper, put-together read. Tuck it into high-waisted mom jeans, a denim skirt, or a midi and add white sneakers or chunky loafers. The print still does all the talking, just with a more tailored frame around it.

The Everyday Rotation

Thrown on with jeans or shorts, this becomes the go-to graphic tee in your closet — comfy, cute, and instantly recognizable on the school run, the coffee run, or the bookstore run. It is the piece your friends compliment and then ask where you got.

Layering and Pairing

Throw an oversized cardigan, denim jacket, flannel, or zip hoodie over it when it cools down and let the print peek through. It pairs naturally with tote bags, claw clips, and your e-reader — lean into the pastel goth sarcastic energy and let the whole fit tell one story.

Project Hood — The Brand Behind the Tee

Why This Design Is in the Drop

Project Hood builds graphic tees that actually mean something — pieces with a story, a sense of humor, and a standard behind them. The SUCKS TO SUCK tee carries that into pastel goth sarcastic territory: cute, a little dark, and made for the readers and softies who live in their clothes and want them to say something. It is the statement piece that still feels like you.

Made to Order, Built Right

Every SUCKS TO SUCK tee is printed to order on a 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton body with a high-opacity DTG print and double-needle construction. Made to order means no overstock and no waste — your tee is printed specifically for you after you check out. Premium quality at an honest, direct price.

What Sets Project Hood Apart

  • Real garment weight — 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, not a thin fast-fashion blank
  • Bold high-opacity prints calibrated to hold detail wash after wash
  • Made to order — printed just for you, no overstock, no waste
  • Premium quality at an accessible, direct price point
  • Designs with a story — humor and meaning behind every drop

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and no bleach. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Do not iron directly on the print. Washing inside out is the single most effective step for keeping the print sharp for the long haul.

Direct Pricing

Project Hood sells direct, which keeps the SUCKS TO SUCK tee at an honest $25.97 — premium ring-spun cotton and a bold print without the retail markup. Every tee is made to order and printed just for you after checkout.

SUCKS TO SUCK — Frequently Asked Questions

What does the SUCKS TO SUCK design represent?

The SUCKS TO SUCK tee is a sassy rainbow print - a cute rainbow-hooded reaper holding a giant swirl lollipop over a glitter ribbon banner reading Sucks To Suck. It is a funny badge for anyone with zero sympathy and plenty of sass.

What is the SUCKS TO SUCK tee made from?

It is made from a mid-weight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton, using sustainably sourced, USA-grown cotton, with double-needle stitching, a coverseamed lay-flat collar, and a tear-away label for tagless comfort.

How does the SUCKS TO SUCK tee fit and what sizes are available?

It is a true unisex fit available in S through 5XL. Order your usual size for a fitted look, or size up one for a soft, oversized silhouette — most women grab their normal size for a relaxed everyday fit.

What colors does it come in?

Six colorways — Wow Pink, White, Teal, Purple, Black, and Athletic Red. White makes the pastel print pop hardest, Wow Pink, Teal, and Purple keep it bright and playful, Athletic Red goes bold, and Black delivers high-contrast, witchy energy.

Is the SUCKS TO SUCK tee true to size?

Yes. The cut is a true unisex fit that flatters all body types. Order your usual size for a fitted look or size up one for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Will the print crack or fade over time?

Not with proper care. Wash cold, inside out, on low heat with no bleach, and the high-opacity DTG print holds its detail through many washes.

How long does shipping take and what is the return policy?

Each tee is made to order, so processing takes 2-5 business days while it is printed, with standard U.S. shipping running 5-10 business days after that. Because every tee is printed specifically for you, all sales are final and we do not accept returns or exchanges — but if your order arrives defective, misprinted, or incorrect, we will make it right at projecthood.us@gmail.com.

Project Hood — Read what you want. Wear it louder.

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